green lantern trailer.

five guys i think my girlfriend might be jealous of.

for all intents and purposes, let us suppose that i am terribly heterosexual and that i'm madly in love with my girlfriend. both of these statements are irrefutably true. it's true that they're true. believe me, for reals, yo. now, it's come to my attention, through said lovely girlfriend, that i may have an issue with mushes (male crushes). you say to yourself, 'how can that be? you say you are a heterosexual, and we've met your lovely girlfriend. she is lovely, and a girl, and your friend.' i know, right?

but whenever the any male below is mentioned, i guess my eye does something because she looks at me with raised brow and says ,'mmmmmmmmmmm-hmmmmm.'

seriously. it's not my fault. i don't think. i hope not. possibly it is. stupid guys with their hair and dashing good looks.




josh holloway.

he's sawyer. how can you not dig this cat? great hair. good teeth. and he's one rugged mutha'. the naughty monkey and i were so hoping he'd be gambit in anything. stupid hollywood and their stupid stupidness.








johnny depp.

well, he's johnny depp. funny. cheeky. bases pirates off of crazy old, possibly living dead, rock stars. genius, i say. also, the hair. hair is awesome. sigh.






nathan fillion.

the dude is witty. and charming. and also a sci-fi pirate. maybe pirates are really what i have an issue with here. hmmm. humorous, this fellow. very humorous.






john stamos.

this is kind of where it started. this dude always had awesome hair. and if you asked me twenty years ago who i looked up to in that department, this was the cat. oddly enough, it still is. and now he's going and getting all famous again. who saw that coming?







george clooney.





seriously. i think all of the above arguments are strong enough to stand on their own. am i proud? not usually. would it be awesome to sit down and have a pint with these fellows? hecks yes. and i'm pretty sure like 87% of you people out there would agree. just because i'm the only one putting this out there doesn't mean i'm the only one who knows this to be true. gosh.

also, i mentioned i'm madly in love with my girlfriend right?

it's possible i have issues.

ps - if my girlfriend, who might read this, doesn't really feel this way about these guys...then...uhm...nevermind. this post is only a joke. heh. man am i funny. with the guys. on the blog. here.