but whenever the any male below is mentioned, i guess my eye does something because she looks at me with raised brow and says ,'mmmmmmmmmmm-hmmmmm.'
seriously. it's not my fault. i don't think. i hope not. possibly it is. stupid guys with their hair and dashing good looks.
josh holloway.
he's sawyer. how can you not dig this cat? great hair. good teeth. and he's one rugged mutha'. the naughty monkey and i were so hoping he'd be gambit in anything. stupid hollywood and their stupid stupidness.
johnny depp.
well, he's johnny depp. funny. cheeky. bases pirates off of crazy old, possibly living dead, rock stars. genius, i say. also, the hair. hair is awesome. sigh.
nathan fillion.
the dude is witty. and charming. and also a sci-fi pirate. maybe pirates are really what i have an issue with here. hmmm. humorous, this fellow. very humorous.
john stamos.
this is kind of where it started. this dude always had awesome hair. and if you asked me twenty years ago who i looked up to in that department, this was the cat. oddly enough, it still is. and now he's going and getting all famous again. who saw that coming?
george clooney.
seriously. i think all of the above arguments are strong enough to stand on their own. am i proud? not usually. would it be awesome to sit down and have a pint with these fellows? hecks yes. and i'm pretty sure like 87% of you people out there would agree. just because i'm the only one putting this out there doesn't mean i'm the only one who knows this to be true. gosh.
also, i mentioned i'm madly in love with my girlfriend right?
it's possible i have issues.
ps - if my girlfriend, who might read this, doesn't really feel this way about these guys...then...uhm...nevermind. this post is only a joke. heh. man am i funny. with the guys. on the blog. here.
5 comments:
I know you are trying to keep our love secret, but c'mon! Not even a mention of me?
I'm not even commenting on the post, because thats just a really gay post. :)
I'm commenting on the fact that you have reduced me and your three other publicly accnoleged(sp?) readers to shark bait. Why would you want to throw us to the sharks? I'm to fat and chewy to even taste good. My legs are too tough because I ride bikes, so the shark wouldn't really enjoy having to work through the tough meat.
But at least I now know what you think of your friends. You just want to see us in a bloody bucket in your boat and you laughing histaricly(sp?) as you throw our limbs to the carnivorous fish's.
josh. i'm not even sure what you mean. at all. ever. are you sober?
I was still half asleep when I wrote that. But you have labled the followers as "Chums" and chum is shark bait. So it was based on that. Leave me alone.
Chum eh? http://evil-comic.com/archive/20081002.html
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